Some of the chief characters of Nec Rho Omicron.

From left to right:

Elwyn Soothsayer
Class: Engineering Major
Hit Points: Elwyn is the archivist of the fraternity. It is his job to protect the profane and forbidden lore of the Nec Rho Omicron library. Fortunately, nobody in Nec Rho Omicron has done anything more profane or forbidden than wondering what it would be like if Orlando Bloom and Keaneu Reeves starred in a buddy-cop movie together, so this job hasn't added to Elwyn's already horrendous workload too much.
Turn Resistance: As an engineering major, Elwyn has been up for about three years now, sacrificing sleep in favor of a good many non-shower-related activities. In his lucid periods he can remember what it was like to not maintain an aura of no less than two flies at all times, but he can no longer conjure the wherewithall to regret his choice of majors.
Quote: "Brains..."

Archbrother Kort
Class: Kort has abused the liberty to invent his own major and is looking forward to graduating with a degree in "Buttkicking", which appears to be a cross between International Relations, Philosophy, and Badminton.
Hit Points: Kort is the current Archbrother of the fraternity and a cashier at the school's bookstore. The fact that these are not exactly positions of earth-shattering power has not apparently occurred to Kort.
Turn Resistance: Kort is not a "people person", in the strictest sense of the word. For reasons that are yet unclear he maintains an abyssal distaste for the girls of the alien-interest sorority, Psi Phi Khan, each one of whom came to Earth in peace. Kort also hates you, personally.
Quote: "ICE CREAM BREEDS CONTEMPT!"

Pledgemistress Thith
Class: English major
Hit Points: Recruitment and initiation are the perogatives of the Pledgemistress. This isn't an easy job, as Nec Rho Omicron doesn't exactly pander to the average pledge's desire to maintain the high-school illusion of popularity after drinking alcohol is no longer deliciously illegal. Thith has therefore developed a cynicism as a survival technique.
Turn Resistance: Many have asked Thith why she wears a mask every day. Nobody has realized that the more appropriate question would be, "Why does that girl wear you on her face every day, Thith?" Some say that if you go into the MU elevator and whisper her name three times, she appears and viciously corrects your grammar.
Quote: "If you're too lazy to write out all four letters in the word 'yeah', then just write 'yes', dammit!"

Lady Killia
Class: Technocultures major
Hit Points: Killia has never worked a day in her life and is not trusted with any responsibility whatsoever. She thinks she is too pretty for work, but everyone else just thinks she's got too little blood in her brain to be of any use.
Turn Resistance: Nobody knows for sure who bit Killia in the first place, but Thith figures it was either Oprah, Heidi Klum, or Ann Coulter. She enjoys leeching off of society in all sorts of ways, and she avoids the sun at all costs because it "causes wrinkles."
Quote: "It's not easy being vain when you have no reflection to look at."